&youknowIdontgiveafuckcuzitsmyBIRFDAY!

So normally? I dont get maaaaaad excited about my birthday.
but for some reason, I had a feeling this would be the best birthday ever.
normally on january 7th you can find me at the crib pigging out on red velvet cake.
but this year? nawl buddy. I KNEW somethin else was in store.
I never get gifts.
I never get money.
the most I ever get is a loooong list of HAPPY BIRTHDAY'S on my facebook wall.
my birthday started off on twitter.
by 12:17 I had [yup, I counted] 37 HAPPY BIRTHDAY tweets lol so awesome.
And guess who one was from???

YUP! WIZ KHALIFA!!!!
I was TOTALLY amped. man oh man, word's cant even EXPRESS!
Thank you wiz =]
I went to sleep completely and utterly BAFFLED!
Woke up the next morning, kinda pissed I had to go to work.
I work at kids footlocker. I get a phone call from REGULAR footlocker
from down the hall.
my mall boo is like "KASH! COME DOWN HERE QUICK! I NEED YOUR HELP!"
So I drop what i'm doing in my store, and guess what he hands me?

TOO CUTE RIGHT!? <3 I know!
about 45 minutes later my other mall boo comes and hands me this:

BIG ASS COOKIE CAKE! <3 YUM!
right before I get off one of my sister's friends come in my job.
Im thinkin he wants to use my discount as always right?
WRONG!
he hands me this:

SWHING!
I get off of work at 2:30pm
then HE picks me up. [he shall remain anonymous]
and he takes me to the natural history museum!
NOTE: i fucking LOVE museums. we were spose to go to the art museum too,
but it ended up closing on us =[

I fucking loved it, to say the least.
Then afterwards? FUCKING RED LOBSTER!
We were aiming for Olive Garden, since I had never been,
but he wanted to do the not so smart thing and NOT listen to me when I told him
THAT OLIVE GARDEN DIDNT EXIST IN THE PLACE WE WERE ANYMORE lol.
so we were driving in circles tryna find it lol.
and eventually just settled for red lobster.
he ended up bring THIS bag in with him:

the whole time IM staring like WTF IS IN THIS BISH! lmfao.
after dinner, I order desert right?
guess what red lobster has? KEY LIME PIE! JACKPOT!!!
and whats better than KEY LIME PIE? umm...FREE KEY LIME PIE! lol
the waitress said it was on her =]

Finally? Its time to open my gift!
what is it, you ask?
watch this:

If there was EVER a DVD that combined everything I needed to survive in it...
this was it.
SNEAKERS x HIP HOP? best fucking birthday present ever.
and thats real.
came back to the crib.
fell asleep in his arms while watching the first 48 lol.
and now im here...sharing my story with YOU folks.
My 20th birthday = epic fucking WIN.
#tigerwoodsfistpump.

the call from my brother sto'mac and the text from my big bro K-Nyce were a coupla highlights too. =]